Don't mess with my Cocoa Puffs.My half of the conversation:
"Hi, I just ordered some cereal, and the milk you brought me is sour.
The milk you brought me is bad.
The milk in my cereal is rotten.
The milk is sour.
Rancid!
Old milk.
Not good.
It's bad, not good, rotten.
Sour, rotten, not good, bad!
Please bring me new milk.
Yes.
Thank you."
(I admit that "rancid" may have been a bit of a vocabulary stretch, but, as you can see, I was running out of rudimentary adjectives.)
Off to explore the 'Hai.
4 comments:
HHAHAHAHAHA Fucking hilarious, Gabby. How about "Stinky milk"??
I'm with Jess. This was hilarious! I can just see the look of frustration on your face as you run out of ways to get your point across... when all you really want is your simple breakfast!
How about: "Milk bleccchhh"?
Sounds of barfing followed by "Leche"? (Maybe they speak Spanish)
Or: "Moo-Moo bleccchhh, barf, hurl, retch, projectile emesis?"
Love, your Mammy
Love your comments! You are hilarious. Ever think of writing a travel book? You are experienced now! I am going with "stincky moo-moo" a take off from your ma and Jessica and sounds like just enough Chinese to pass. Keep it coming.
Cyndy
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